the registry
updated may 2026
guilty's choice — the registry of accomplices

currently on the list at —

filed accomplices — three on record
Tintino dining room, Manuka ACT
ACC-ACT-001 kingston, ACT wine shop

tintino.

kingston — australian capital territory
Wine shop and small plates in Kingston. The wine list takes a position; the menu doesn't try to please everyone. They will not card you for ordering the soda — they will, however, ask which one.
currently pouring all three — citrus confessional / bitter justice / cola vice
Koto Dining interior, Yarralumla ACT
ACC-ACT-002 parkes, ACT japanese kitchen

koto dining.

parkes — australian capital territory
Japanese kitchen for the deeply non-drinking. The citrus arrives with the sashimi by the chef's call — yuzu meets yuzu. The room takes drinks seriously enough to file the contraband under the menu.
currently pouring citrus confessional
Highball lounge, Civic ACT
ACC-ACT-003 canberra, ACT cocktail bar

highball.

london circuit — canberra city, australian capital territory
Rum-led tropical cocktail bar, weekend dj till 3am — the kind of room that knows the word "cocktail" isn't always the right answer.
stock allocated all three — citrus confessional / bitter justice / cola vice

become an accomplice venue.

A third of your table isn't drinking. You already know what that gap costs — the soda water with a wedge, the round nobody bothers ordering, the group that goes home an hour early. The non-drinker is the most underserved person in your room, and they're paying full price to be bored.

We make three sodas for that person. No adaptogens, no function, no claims on anyone's gut — just a drink good enough that the bartender can pour the third one without selling it. The sugar is real, and it says so on the can. No distributor. You deal with us.

taste it first

All three exhibits, shipped to your room, on us. Name the venue and what your guests drink when they're not drinking.

or submit your case

three sodas.

exhibit A
citrus confessional.
lemon / yuzu · 250ml · 0.0% abv
palate
yuzu acidity, restrained sweetness, bright finish
carbonation
3.2–3.4 volumes
shelf life
12 months sealed
format
24 × 250ml slim can
exhibit B
bitter justice.
blood orange / ginger · 250ml · 0.0% abv
palate
blood orange bitterness, ginger heat, dry finish
carbonation
3.2–3.4 volumes
shelf life
12 months sealed
format
24 × 250ml slim can
exhibit C
cola vice.
spiced cola · 250ml · 0.0% abv
palate
dark spice aroma, balanced acidity, clean finish
carbonation
3.5–3.8 volumes
shelf life
12 months sealed
format
24 × 250ml slim can
moq
one 24-can case
lead time
5–7 days metro · 7–10 regional
returns
damaged stock replaced on next delivery

the guilty.

pete lay
melbourne, victoria
matt prosser
sydney, brisbane, canberra