the registry
direct only
guilty's choice — the registry of accomplices

currently on the list at —

Nothing in these rooms is there by accident. Nobody makes a fuss about it — but you always stay longer than you meant to.

filed accomplices
Seoul Tiger 1988 storefront, Elizabeth Street Melbourne
burger counter

seoul tiger 1988.

elizabeth street — melbourne, victoria
Korean burgers on Elizabeth Street, named for the 1988 Seoul Olympics. Custom potato buns, sauces made from scratch, everything built in-house. No. 37 in the world's 101 best burger places — a fact that isn't on the door. Walk in only. The queue is the booking system.
Tintino dining room, Manuka ACT
wine shop

tintino.

kingston — australian capital territory
Wine shop and small plates in Kingston. The wine list takes a position; the menu doesn't try to please everyone. They will not card you for ordering the soda — they will, however, ask which one.
Koto Dining interior, Yarralumla ACT
japanese kitchen

koto dining.

parkes — australian capital territory
Japanese kitchen for the deeply non-drinking. The citrus arrives with the sashimi by the chef's call — yuzu meets yuzu. The room takes drinks seriously enough to file the contraband under the menu.
Highball lounge, Civic ACT
cocktail bar

highball.

london circuit — canberra city, australian capital territory
Rum-led tropical cocktail bar, weekend dj till 3am — the kind of room that knows the word "cocktail" isn't always the right answer.

become an accomplice venue.

A third of your table isn't drinking. You already know what that gap costs — the soda water with a wedge, the round nobody bothers ordering, the group that goes home an hour early. The non-drinker is the most underserved person in your room, and they're paying full price to be bored.

We make three sodas for that person. No adaptogens, no function, no claims on anyone's gut — just a drink good enough that the bartender can pour the third one without selling it. The sugar is real, and it says so on the can. No distributor. You deal with us.

taste it first

All three exhibits, shipped to your room, on us. Name the venue and what your guests drink when they're not drinking.

or submit your case

three sodas.

exhibit A
citrus confessional.
lemon / yuzu · 250ml · 0.0% abv
palate
yuzu acidity, restrained sweetness, bright finish
carbonation
3.2–3.4 volumes
shelf life
12 months sealed
format
24 × 250ml slim can
exhibit B
bitter justice.
blood orange / ginger · 250ml · 0.0% abv
palate
blood orange bitterness, ginger heat, dry finish
carbonation
3.2–3.4 volumes
shelf life
12 months sealed
format
24 × 250ml slim can
exhibit C
cola vice.
spiced cola · 250ml · 0.0% abv
palate
dark spice aroma, balanced acidity, clean finish
carbonation
3.5–3.8 volumes
shelf life
12 months sealed
format
24 × 250ml slim can
moq
one 24-can case
lead time
5–7 days metro · 7–10 regional
returns
damaged stock replaced on next delivery

the guilty.

pete lay
melbourne, victoria
matt prosser
sydney, brisbane, canberra