guilty's choice the registry
updated may 2026
guilty's choice — the registry of accomplices

currently on the list at —

filed accomplices — three on record
Tintino dining room, Manuka ACT
ACC-ACT-001 kingston, ACT wine shop

tintino.

kingston — australian capital territory
Wine shop and small plates in Kingston. The wine list takes a position; the menu doesn't try to please everyone. They will not card you for ordering the soda — they will, however, ask which one.
currently pouring all three — citrus confessional / bitter justice / cola vice
Koto Dining interior, Yarralumla ACT
ACC-ACT-002 parkes, ACT japanese kitchen

koto dining.

parkes — australian capital territory
Japanese kitchen for the deeply non-drinking. The citrus arrives with the sashimi by the chef's call — yuzu meets yuzu. The room takes drinks seriously enough to file the contraband under the menu.
currently pouring citrus confessional
Highball lounge, Civic ACT
ACC-ACT-003 canberra, ACT cocktail bar

highball.

london circuit — canberra city, australian capital territory
Rum-led tropical cocktail bar, weekend dj till 3am — the kind of room that knows the word "cocktail" isn't always the right answer.
stock allocated all three — citrus confessional / bitter justice / cola vice

become an accomplice venue.

House of Guilty is direct-only for now. We stock at venues where the drinks list is considered, the food gets real attention, and the bartender can explain the third can without selling it. If a third of your table doesn't drink, you already know what the gap costs.

submit your case

taste before you file. all three exhibits ship to considered rooms — name the venue and what your guests drink when they're not drinking.

request the exhibits

three sodas.

exhibit A
citrus confessional.
lemon / yuzu · 250ml · 0.0% abv
palate
yuzu acidity, restrained sweetness, bright finish
carbonation
3.2–3.4 volumes
shelf life
12 months sealed
format
24 × 250ml slim can
exhibit B
bitter justice.
blood orange / ginger · 250ml · 0.0% abv
palate
blood orange bitterness, ginger heat, dry finish
carbonation
3.2–3.4 volumes
shelf life
12 months sealed
format
24 × 250ml slim can
exhibit C
cola vice.
spiced cola · 250ml · 0.0% abv
palate
dark spice aroma, balanced acidity, clean finish
carbonation
3.5–3.8 volumes
shelf life
12 months sealed
format
24 × 250ml slim can
moq
one 24-can case
lead time
5–7 days metro · 7–10 regional
returns
damaged stock replaced on next delivery

the guilty.

pete lay
melbourne, victoria
matt prosser
sydney, brisbane, canberra