dysfunctional soda issue no. 01 · post-wellness

nothing is wrong with you.you are only thirsty.

file 02 — the product schedule
exhibit A

citrus confessional.

lemon / yuzu
exhibit B

bitter justice.

blood orange / ginger
exhibit C

cola vice.

spiced cola
view the product schedule
the booth is listening

Charged with wanting it cold, sweet and loud when you crack it.

no one is innocent. some are just unrecorded. confess
availability online, anytime. select venues only.
file 03 — where to find us
01

tintino.

kingston · actwine shop

Wine shop and small plates in Kingston. The list takes a position; the menu doesn't try to please everyone.

02

koto dining.

parkes · actjapanese kitchen

Japanese kitchen for the deeply non-drinking. The citrus arrives with the sashimi by the chef's call — yuzu meets yuzu.

03

highball.

canberra · actcocktail bar

Rum-led tropical cocktail bar, weekend dj till 3am. The kind of room that knows the word "cocktail" isn't always the right answer.

for venues
enquiries direct

a third of the table isn't drinking. that's the order you're missing.

become an accomplice venue see who's already on the registry
file 04 direct-to-citizen
The First Offence sampler — open cigarette-pack mailer in white and Guilty Orange, with three 250ml cans of Citrus Confessional, Bitter Justice, and Cola Vice visible inside, and a vertical 'warning' callout on the side panel.

the first offence.

six cans three exhibits one inexcusably large ciggy box

Straight from us to your place — no shelf, no middleman. The First Offence — one thousand samplers, direct from the defendants. No restock, no second chances. When they're gone, you'll be thirsty.

1,000 samplers no restock
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