trade contacts directly. press, partnerships, customer matters, lapses of judgement, lost cans — file below. one inbox, one reader, replies issued from melbourne.
Cases are processed in order of filing. Brevity preferred. The Bureau reads everything. No automated responses, no scheduled follow-ups, no marketing reply.
Trade enquiries direct to trade@houseofguilty.com. All other matters file below.
The following submissions will be filed without response: marketing services, SEO advisory, Shopify expert solicitations, drop-shipping opportunities, wellness category alignment, AI/automation pitches, link exchange requests, and influencer partnership outreach.