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correspondence

some matters require correspondence.

trade contacts directly. press, partnerships, customer matters, lapses of judgement, lost cans — file below. one inbox, one reader, replies issued by the defendants.

FILE A STATEMENT

Brevity preferred, but not required. One inbox, one reader. No automated responses, no scheduled follow-ups, no marketing reply — we read it, and we write back ourselves.

Trade enquiries direct to . All other matters file below.

Filed without response

We will not be replying to: marketing services, SEO advisory, Shopify expert solicitations, drop-shipping opportunities, wellness category alignment, AI/automation pitches, link exchange requests, and influencer partnership outreach.